Fly fishing with my wife and another couple was turning out to be a great trip. Drinking and having a great time. We taught the ladies how to cast and they caught some fish. The last cast before it got too dark I told the little lady to really cast it hard you know put some balls behind it. Somehow the hook got caught up my shorts because I was going commando it got attached to my scrotum. The hooks were razor sharp and I did feel it go in or when it was violently ripped out when she casted the line. My sack was sliced open and both my balls were dangling free in the leg of my shorts.
I must have been drunk to not feel my balls cut loose. As we walked back to the shore my balls floated out of the top of my shorts. Never seeing my balls outside my sack I mistook them for the ties on my shorts with the little nuts at the end. 
I said honey these stupid shorts came untied again these stupid nut things are useless. Tired of hearing me complain she came Ofer and used her fishing scissors cut them off. Jokingly she feels better little girl I cut those nuts off. I had no idea I was a eunuch and my ex-wife castrated me on that river.