*Real story, happened today*

My fiance, who is a very fit, gorgeous African queen and myself, a fit white dude were in the backyard today doing yard work. She was raking up some piles and i was continuing to trim and cut trees with my chainsaw. To my surprise, she wanted to try using it which made me nervous, I asked if she was sure and she was. 

She then made a joke that she only wants to cut a few logs and before she is done, she will take care of that pesky log between my legs that prevents her from sleeping in in the morning. When I protested(semi-seriously), she started to rationalize all the reasons it would be a better araingment for her and told me that we should go to a sperm bank to store plenty of my seed so we make sure we are good if she ever really gets the urge. 

I laughed hard and told her I didn't think she would like that but it was making me hard. She laughed deviously, told me I was ridiculous but she would keep it in mind if I make her mad enough and told me we really need to do the sperm bank. I told her I agreed, it was a good idea and we should but no hurry since she loves busting my balls so much and I don't want her getting carried away. It would be terrible for her to lose her favorite control knobs. 

She mused that I was being silly, that there was never any intention to remove my balls, they are too much fun for her. That's why she wanted to cut a few logs first. She needed to get a feel for the chainsaw and have control so she could make sure not to cut my balls off while having fun removing my "log".

I probably shouldn't have but I semi jokingly mentioned that if I only had my balls, she could bust and control me forever and a syringe with a large needle and a skilled nurse could likely pull out whatever is needed to make a baby. To my horny-laced horror, she got a bit giddy, gave me a devious smile, then told me to make sure I'm a good boy. With her being a nurse, I intentionally laid into it but didn't expect her to really like the idea. 

I know I will regret it but I also know that she would make sure that it was a safe process and it would be so much fun but so terrifying for so long. It would be so scary, so messy and way over the top but the thought makes me crazy horny!

Of course, I spent about an hour to an hour and a half getting her really comfortable with the chainsaw(it's a 16-inch bar so it's relatively easy to handle). We worked on and discussed the reasons for under bucking, plunge cutting, and every other cut that my amateur homeowner ass could think of. In the end, she was pretty darn proficient(her natural African athleticism allows ger to pick up new sporty things extremely fast, and shine at them), and made jokes that all it would take was me being hard and then she could lop off small section by small section. I walked up and gave her a hug so as to make sure she knew how horny I was. She commented on me being hard and I pretended to be shy while saying yeah, it makes me really horny but I don't think I ever want to do it. The thought drives me crazy though 😜🤠