In the future there is a population unbalance and there are 100 men for every woman. Naturally, this causes women to set the dating rules and men have no choice but to follow along regardless of how insane they are if they even want a chance. The prevalent trend among women these days is to never fuck any guy that has been with another woman. They have a pretty extreme way of enforcing that...

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Mark's girlfriend Chloe asked him to meet her at a cafe saying that they need to talk. Never a good sign when your girlfriend wants 'to talk.'

"Hey baby, is there something wrong?" he asks as she arrives, his stomach in knots.

"I'm just going to come out and say it. I don't think that this thing between us is working."

"You want to break up? But I thought things between us were great."

"Look, it's not you. You are a great guy and I really enjoyed our time together but I feel like the spark between us is gone. You know?"

"There must be something I could do. We can work this out. I love you."

Chloe is shaking her head.

"Does that mean I have to lose my..." Mark is looking down in resignation

"You knew it was a possibility when you first asked me out."

"Couldn't you just snuff me or something. Then I'll at least be useful."

"You know that I don't get off on all that sadistic shit."

"Then why can't I keep my balls?"

"Because it's disgusting Mark. A man's penis is the most personal possession for women. I shudder to think about some poor girl putting you inside of her not realizing that you are used. That's like tricking someone into using your toothbrush. Don't make a bigger deal out of it than it needs to be."

"I guess I see your point," he looks down dejected.

"Now come on, my lunch break is almost up, we need to dispose of them quickly."

Mark sighs and takes off his pants. She leads him outside and to a box with a hole in the middle labeled "castration station."

"Could I maybe eat you out one last time as you take them? It could be kind of hot."

"I told you I'm not into that, just sit, please."

Mark complies stuffing his sack into the hole with trembling hands and looks up at her pleadingly. Before he can say anything else she puts her foot on the little pedal at the base of the contraption and there's a sound of a little buzz saw from inside. He groans in pain and stands up leaning against the wall bleeding down his legs.

"There, it wasn't so bad now, was it?" she asks.

"I guess..." he gets out through clenched teeth

"Look, I know breakups are hard," Chloe says trying to be sympathetic, "Thank you for being mature about it. I hope we can stay friends."

"I... I'd like that."

She smiles and looks at her watch, "Oh, gotta go. I'll see you around."

She gives him a quick platonic hug and leaves him to find his own way to a hospital.