Fun story to tell you guys…
I had a lady friend who I was always trying to hook up with but she was always WAY hard to get. One night, while drinking, I told her I like getting kicked. She surprised me by saying, “I’ll give you head but only if you let me kick you in the ballsack like those girls you showed me”
She smirked a little but I was drunk and believed I had finally got a shot with her thanks to the booze.
I agreed and stood there. She kicked me square in the balls, dropping me in one perfectly aimed shot. I was amazed and was immediately on the ground.
She started laughing at me.
I looked up, hopeful, “head?”
“I changed my mind, but maybe after a few more shots.”
We kept drinking. Subjects changed, she left me hanging that night.
We only hung out a few more times before she moved but I’ll never forget what a total cock block that was. Lmao