We play c4, best 2 out of 3
Loser of each match takes 20 punches to the balls.
Then comes the real fun. The winner can stroke while the loser punches their balls.
As soon as the last punch lands, we measure cock length and circumference in inches.
Each game lost is 1/2 inch off the length. Over all loser takes an additional inch off of the curcumference.
Winner equals the one who has the greatest cock size by adding length and girth minus whatever punishments from the c4.
Loser has to