Today I had a show of the musical that I’m in and I was backstage with my friends talking me and my male friend were sitting on the floor manspreading and my female friend was on the ramp on the opposite side of us her feet on the same floor as us
She jokingly said “I could so easily stomp on your balls right now” and stomped down hard but stopped right before her feet hit our balls and me and my male friend both closed our legs really quickly