The highly-anticipated interview is here! If you have missed part 1 of this series, check it out here.
Long story short, I've decided to do an Q&A-style interview with Krystal before our ballbusting session. She was super open to it! Enjoy.
Have you ever hit anyone in the balls before?
No, not on purpose at least. I did hit a guy though accidentally.
Tell me about this accidental hit.
My older brother. This only happened maybe last year. We were out playing tennis and I just somehow accidentally wacked the ball right into his balls. I felt so bad as he was in so much pain.
What was your reaction?
I was laughing, I know I shouldn't. I can't hit very hard but he had such a strong reaction to it. I apologized of course.
If you had to do it for real, and on purpose, what would be your reason for doing so?
I wouldn't just hit a guy there for no reason. The only time I would do it is if it was for self defense. If I had to protect myself, I will definitely go for the balls. It's me vs him, I'm not taking any chances.
How would you deliver the hit?
Anything goes. Kick, punch, squeeze. I will even bite if it came to that.
Squeezing sounds painful. Describe that to me.
I don't know! Just grab it and yank on it LOL? And squeeze, like squeezing a plum or walnut.
Aren't you scared he will fight back, since you are so close to him?
What's he gonna do? I would have have him by the balls quite literally, he can only beg.
What about the kick? How hard would you do it?
Literally with all my strength. If I hurt him, or if I break something, that's on him. But all this is for self defense. I won't feel guilty afterwards haha.
Do you think your kick can do a lot of damage?
I mean come on, even a slight tap can floor a man when he's hit there. Even I'm not very strong, I'm sure if I kicked in the right place, he would go down quick!
Any other ways you would defend yourself?
Um maybe like a knee kick?
And how would you deliver this knee?
Just literally lift my knee up and smashes him in the balls. It's simple really, I hope. I hope though I never get into a situation like that because I'd be shitting myself honestly. Like I sound so confident right now but who know how I might react when the real thing comes. I might just be a pussy after all.
Which would hurt more in your opinion, knee or kick?
Knee for sure. I'll feel sorry for the guy if I actually did it LOL.
Why's that?
Because I know that shit will HURT! Way more than a knee. He might not be able to walk after hahah.
Really? You think a knee would hurt more, why?
I can catch someone by surprise. Like act I'm backing off, when he gets close, a quick knee he won't see it coming. An unsuspecting knee will hurt more than a kick he can see coming.
A knee will also have more momentum, all that thigh muscle, calf, foot all have weight. That whole limb easily can have 20 lb/ 10 kg of weight behind it. And you will be thrusting it upwards against your hard kneecap. Bony kneecap against soft balls, you do the maths.
And with the strongest muscle in your body.
Exactly. Imagine your hardest physical hit, against something so small and weak and exposed and vulnerable. It's almost overkill.
Your vivid descriptions are making me scared. I should cover up my nuts.
LOL you're not gonna attack me, so your balls are safe, for now.
Any other reason you'd go for a guys balls, apart from self defense?
I can't think of any. Except that I'm gonna be hitting your balls very soon per our agreement! All jokes aside, I'm not a violent or rash person who's gonna just initiate any sort of violence on someone, balls or not.
So you've never hit anyone there on purpose before.
You will be the first! Watch out!
Why target the balls? Why not any other place, why there?
Because it is a good place to hit. You guys are vulnerable down there and if I had to inflict the most effective hit, it's gonna be a nutshot, sorry not sorry.
You've never done it on purpose, how do you know it would work? How would you know that it will hurt THAT much?
Well I saw how much it hurt my brother. That was a soft hit, imagine a deliberate, hard kick.
That is one anecdote, maybe you got lucky or he is just weak or being dramatic about it. It can't hurt that much.
LOL you just wait until I kick you later, you won't be saying that. You will eat your words, or maybe, you will eat your balls because I will kick them so hard they end up in your throat.
Fuck me, relax there lady! Don't get too excited.
You're the one asking me, so I give you my answers LOL. I'm joking, I won't kick you THAT HARD, maybe.
But seriously though, I really don't think it will hurt that much. If it was really that bad, then women would rule the world and they would come first in anything combat related. If all it takes is one hit in the nuts to drop a guy, what's stopping women winning in every fight?
I don't know the answer to that. But I know a hit there hurts. That is why we are doing the kick later right? Just to prove it to you once and for all.
So, there is no way to convince you that balls are not that weak?
You can't sorry. Because there is NO proof in the world.
You're a tough nut to crack.
Sure am. But no nuts are too tough for me to crack!
I will prove to you then. Just be prepared to be super surprised when you hit me there and there is no effect.
No. You just be prepared when I hit you slightly in the balls and then you fall down like a ton of bricks. Then I will say 'I told you so'.
What else would you say? Would you tease or mock?
You will find out!
How did you first find out that balls are supposedly men's weakness?
Supposedly? LOL um what you mean, every woman knows that. Movies, fights, funny videos, hitting their brother in the balls with a tennis ball hahah.
I'm curious how do women first learn about this so-called weakness.
I'm telling you, it is a real weakness, every single woman on this planet knows how weak your berries are. As for me. Girls talk to each other. Stereotypes of self defense videos. Movies. We grew up knowing it. I also watch soccer on TV, you can't tell me those nutshot reactions are fake!
Feels like almost "propaganda". All that display of how weak balls are. What if in real life it's not what you were taught?
Movies can exaggerate, sure. But I can't imagine all the self defense experts are wrong. That's why I'm highly sceptical that it won't work on you or any man.
Why do you assume it's always a man? What if you had to defend against a woman?
Because most of sexual assaults or any other assault on woman are done by a man. Yes there are women, but they are so rare. If you know how kick balls, you can be safe against 99% of the possible self defense situations.
What threats or warnings would you say to the guy before you hit his balls?
I haven't thought that far. Realistically, I don't think I will ever be in the position to say that. I would be too scared. But for the sake of a hypothetical self defense situation..... Let me think.
'Back off or I will kick your nuts'
'Go away or you will regret it.'
'I can drop you easily, you know?'
What about some direct threats on his balls?
We are getting into fantasy territory here haha.
'I can crack your nuts.'
'Never mess with a woman who knows where to kick.'
'How about some scrambled eggs with that?'
'Did you know my moniker is the ball crusher?'
Would you say anything after you hit him and he drops on the floor?
Dude I haven't really thought that far. Why don't we find out when you are on the floor from my kick?
Does it hurt for women to get hit in the crotch?
Genuinely? Not really. But just like any other part of our bodies, it will cause some uncomfortable reaction. But nothing like the pain of getting hit in the balls. It will have a tiny amount of pain.
Have you been hit in the crotch before?
Not by someone. I walked into a corner of a table before.
Describe the pain to me.
I wasn't looking and walked into the corner, vag first. I felt it straight away and winced.
How long did the pain last?
I wouldn't call it pain, like I said. Maybe some discomfort. It went on for about 10 seconds.
What was your reaction?
Nothing really. I felt it, and moved on with my life. It's not that bad.
No physical reaction like bending over, tear in the eyes, on the floor holding your vag?
No, why? It's not like I got hit in the stomach, I didn't bend over or anything. Certainly it wasn't painful enough to drop me. Come on, it's trivial. I just moved on with my day.
What if you were a guy and the same thing happened to you?
Oh wow, if I was a guy! I would be on the floor FOR SURE! Imagine the corner just digging into your little balls.
Do you think it's funny or stupid that guys need to have cups to protect themselves?
Well you are born with those things between your legs. You need to protect them. I wouldn't say it's funny or stupid. Safety first!
Do you thinks women have it easier in life, or have an advantage over guys, because they don't have vulnerability of having balls?
Guys generally have an advantage in life in many areas. But if you are talking about the vulnerability of balls, then, I guess so? They are always in the way. I can't imagine walking around with two balls just between my legs. How do you guys even walk?
They don't get in the way of walking. They sit between the thigh gap.
Don't they sway around and hit your thighs then? Don't they dangle?
No. It's not like two tennis balls in a sock type of dangle. They are pretty well nested.
But still so vulnerable. Like everything you do, you need to be careful of them getting in the way.
Not really. Your perception of balls is so incorrect haha!
Stop trying to downplay your weakness haha. It won't change the reality for you.
Do you feel relief that you were born a female and don't need to ever worry about getting hit in the balls?
Never thought about it that way. Being a woman comes with a lot of disadvantages. So I would say no in general. Since we are talking only about balls, then yes.
Do you think balls are stronger than pussies?
You ain't gonna convince me with words! Unless I see with my own eyes that you take a full force kick from me in the balls and have no reaction at all to it, then I will never believe you that balls are stronger.
Hypothetically, if you could be a man for a day. Would you want to try it? To see just how bad it is, or see just how trivial the pain is?
Fuck no. No way I'd wish to have nuts. I'm happy with what I've got. I would not swap my vag for a pair of dangling balls. Give me one proof how balls are physically stronger? Granted you guys have it better in other ways. But if you are talking purely just the physical toughness? Vag all day.
You're missing out! Having a nice big package down there is such a powerful feeling.
Powerful feeling to have a big weak spot? I'm happy being ball-less down there buddy. But I'm happy for you that you really think you are better by having balls. More balls for women to crush!
That sounds so painful LOL.
I agree. It sounds funny but scary at the same time. It might as well be my moniker - The Ball-Crusher.
That moniker will bring fear into many men. But not me, not those who knows it's all just "propaganda".
Sure if that makes you feel less scared. You look pretty scared and intimidated right now. If your balls had a mind of its own, it would be so scared it wished it was a vagina.
You will be the one scared, wincing and maybe on the floor rolling around when I kick your so called "strong" pussy.
I don't have balls for you to kick buddy! Keep wishing.
Duh! But you know what I mean. Not balls, that equivalent thing you have downstairs.
There is no equivalent weak spot to your balls on woman's body dumb-dumb. Your kick will probably just tickle me.
That's bullshit and you know it. A hit anywhere will hurt. Plus, what if it just tickles ME?
No bullshit. I will literally feel no pain from a nut shot.
You? Tickle? I GUARANTEE that you will feel something worse than a tickle.
Alright alright. But balls are so convenient. We can pee anywhere, standing up, it's quick and easy to do our business.
Is that it? The ONLY thing you can think of that makes your balls so-called better?
Well at least that is one advantage.
Women can also just go commando in a dress or skirt and do it anywhere. Advantage nullified.
Do women actually do that?
Going commando? I know that I do, sometimes. It's just so freeing. Bet you can't do that with a pair of balls between your legs.
Um yeah I can?
Sure you can. Wear a skirt with your balls dangling around? Hahaha imagine that.
If it's not a super short skirt, why not?
That's ridiculous! I dare you! Wear a skirt and go commando when I kick you. It will probably easier for me to aim and target the bullseye.
I'm not gonna walk around the beach like that!
Okay a dress then. So you're covered.
That will draw too much attention LOL! My bulge will stick out the front of the dress.
You probably have a tiny bulge anyway hahaha.
I have a huge one, thank you very much.
Then easier for me to target and crush, right? This time the smaller the better.
But just imagine. It will be HILARIOUS to see you drop to the floor wearing a dress! Just imagine you fall over holding your crushed balls and they flop out hahaha!
So you will go commando on the day?
I'm planning to anyway, but not in a dress. I'll wear tights.
What about the rest of your clothing for the day?
Activewear for me. Sports bra and tights most likely, and running shoes.
Thank god for running shoes, and not some pointy shoes!
Wait a minute, maybe I should! Haha jokes, I won't be able to walk with heels and it would look ridiculous with the rest of my clothes.
Will you ever slap or hit your own pussy just to mock a guy who just got dropped by you with a hit in the nuts?
If you really want to feel defeat, I guess I can do that when you are on the floor after I destroyed your balls.
What if you had to pretend to be a guy, say in a soccer match, and you got accidentally hit in the crotch. Would you remember to pretend the pain? How would you pretend?
I don't think I will remember it. If it actually hurt me then I will react to it out of instinct. I guess I will be too bad of an actor that people will realise I'm pretending to be a guy haha.
Do you think self defense techniques that focus on vulnerable body areas are different depending on whether the attacker is male or female, or should they be the same regardless of gender?
For men - target the balls. For women - pull her hair? Punch her boobs?
And what if she had a flat chest and short hair. Would that nullify all the weak spots?
You can still hit her in the body. Not like it won't hurt.
But it won't hurt as much as hit in the balls for a man, as you claim.
True. Then I'm not sure. I don't think there is an equivalent then.
Have or will you ever feel sympathy after seeing someone gets his balls kicked?
Yes I did when my brother got hit there. I felt so bad. But when I kick your balls? Nope. Because you asked for it hahaha.
That was a lot! Are you ready to be proven wrong?
Let's fucking go. All this talking about how I'm gonna destroy your balls, it's time you actually experienced it!
Keep an eye out for the story of our first ballbusting session! Hint, she drops me pretty HARD!